Health: Snide

Snide

By lilsis - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 722

You deserved it 3 824

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By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 182

You deserved it 933

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 176

You deserved it 8 087

By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 231

You deserved it 6 303

By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 640

You deserved it 737

By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 126

You deserved it 3 924

By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 068

You deserved it 3 392

Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 901

You deserved it 5 402

By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 270

You deserved it 3 141

Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 178

You deserved it 41 752

Concerned parent

By trying - 24/09/2023 22:30 - United States

Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 946

You deserved it 213

iheart655 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:35

youhr sister is a bitchh!!! :[

RustyGuns 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:18

I spose you went straight to the fridge?

Comments

FMLmuchly 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:24

rofl at #21 however I've already seen this post before YDI for copying

olisykes_ 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:06

writing an fml isn't going to make you thinner. go out and exercise, fatass.

buggybeauty 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:01

what a bitch! fyl!

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Monday 10 May 2010 6:16

They probably did talk behind your back or will at some point. Especially when your sister brings up.

joshhhh14 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:51

YDI for being fat

lolkaela 6

Monday 31 December 2012 23:54

that's gotta hurt.

ph8eyerucker 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:44

Lose weight then, fat dumb bitch!!!

californianking1 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 23:54

Aren't your family members, hers as well! Or does she mean your inlaws?

Federgirl 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:05

Ohh sisterly love!

scottishoatmeal 22

Friday 12 February 2016 0:15

What a bloody shame . Don't listen to those bitches

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Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML

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You deserved it 2 268

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 011

You deserved it 221

Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML

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You deserved it 2 418

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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You deserved it 52 980

Today, I met my husband's coworkers, one of whom told us about how he shot pigs from a helicopter. My husband thought it was awesome. I started crying. That's just cruel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 362

You deserved it 345

Today, my wife is out of town on business. So I got drunk. Really drunk. Felt like swimming around midnight (we live in Arizona). Jumped in the pool… and forget how to swim. Too uncoordinated, I almost drowned. Then I threw up in the pool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 357

You deserved it 2 514