Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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Scurry away

By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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choirnerd9 0

That's not slutty at all XD

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JennaMarie420 2

why couldn't you just say hi?

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Smooth move, slick.

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amerwin 3

They must have been a pair of parachute undies for them to ruin all of his clothes. Next time, just show him your boobs.

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PutriAprileine 0

ahaha *points at OP* if I was you, I'll be so embarrassed. I mean who does that? you made my day tho. :)

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FreebirdIII 1

I hope his bleach ate out your crotch. Er.... that doesn't sound right.

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AboveTheRest 6

atta girl ! you probably got to talk to him though, mission complete.

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Shadow4i5 3

how is this an FML? no this is more of a reason to talk to him

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jxatmosphere 0

haha that's only something you would think of by watching to many chick flixs :p

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