Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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Scurry away

By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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choirnerd9 0

That's not slutty at all XD

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JennaMarie420 2

why couldn't you just say hi?

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MellyLuck1484 7

really? you didn't see the color white and only white and realize that this was his white load? how do you miss that?

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dc90 2

I would just make you pay for new clothes

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UniqueAnt21 3

That was just desperate on all types of level.

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DarthVader77 9

He is unlikely to forget you. Even if he tries real hard :)

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Bootrick 11

You better have invited him to your place to make it up to him.

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MilkyFilmz 26

My God women are getting more complicated just say hi

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Mcstud1y 30

So you're the bitch that does stuff like this

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