I feel for you OP

#20: Why should a woman have to hold it in? If I have to poop, I am not going to hold it in.

To be honest women aren't the only ones that hold it in. I'm not saying I'd destroy my stomach just to avoid a little embarrassment, but I do try everything to not take a dump when I'm on a date and or at a girls house. Why? I'm not a big fan of smelling up other peoples houses for one. And also because if the smell is bad enough it is a turnoff for both parties. It's not being sexist. It's true that a lot of guys don't give a shit, excuse the pun, about when or where they do their business. I've always been a little more reserved and either go before a date or hold it in unless absolutely necessary.

This is one of those FMLs that you laugh out loud at.No matter where you are

Bad first impression

That's why you poop before leaving your house.

If you can't plan around it, my retrospect advice is to just chill for another 5-10 minutes after your dump, after cracking the window. If it's a kill zone for longer than that, tough luck.

You cracked the window open. Dive out! Quickly!

And this is one of the reasons why I always carry a small spray deodorant in my bag around with me.

"I want to do a poo at Paul's house."