Safe as milk

unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
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ZeGuitarist 7

And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.

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TattedDownJah 2

Eat a dick so what I put still instead of steal u knew WTF I ment bitches

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iSwag 0

@ 45: if you could refrain from commenting I would very much appreciate it...it's quite embarassing

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exoticfuck 0

YDI for being in texas and also for goin to visit your "friend" im sure your friend is a pharmacist rite? maybe a street pharmacist??

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1LL337 0

shouldn't have even been there in the first place YDI

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ralphyr 0

Wow. That is awful. At least you weren't in the middle of an 8.8 earthquake. Man, I would hate to have your life. Tragic.

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DreamerofWorlds 0

I hate people who do this. FML is NOT about someone's life actually being ******. This site would be pretty damned depressing if it were.

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CheshireHalli 19

Thank you. It's irritating when people do this. The site is supposed to be funny, not depressing. If you don't like it, click the red "x" in the top right.

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ghostwitch1863 0

fyl for going to the ghetto

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blastvortex 3

You know the solution then — don't visit that part of town.

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hifatpeople 0

learn how to break into cars and do everything you can to make sure that you can't even break in.

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buttshapedfruit 0

ydi for entering such a foul town I da first place

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