Playa

Loner - - United States - Paramus

Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find my furniture at IKEA. FML
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Glowworm56 26

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.

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really_dad? 14

They have some pretty sexy Ikea workers these days

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Tripartita 44

At least it wasn’t the number of your local Wendy’s’; that could’ve added another layer of confusion.

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Glowworm56 26

There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.

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