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Petty officer

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML

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FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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nozVail - 20/11/2015 23:52 - United States

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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halfmypaycheckgone - 05/02/2013 18:59 - United States - Monroe

Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML

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lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Friday 6 January 2012 8:49

How dare you not fix it in those ten minutes? That's painfully irresponsible of you.

gamercanadian 11

Friday 6 January 2012 8:43

*** da police, sorry I had to say that but Fyl too OP

nathansing 6

Friday 6 January 2012 19:46

This reminded me of Bridesmaids. Just sayin.

roseashes29 6

Friday 6 January 2012 20:19

What an asshole!

sassypenguinxox 15

Friday 6 January 2012 20:43

COPS. Never there when you need them, always there when ya don't want them, and never cease to abuse their power just because they can

bluetorpedo 0

Friday 6 January 2012 21:03

Do you also happen to forget to turn your lights on at night?

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 6 January 2012 21:26

Quota fiend.

l4d98 2

Friday 6 January 2012 21:44

That sounds similar to the bridesmaids...

hateevryone 14

Friday 6 January 2012 21:44

what the hell? he should've just gave you the ticket the first time.

GayLordSteamBath 0

Friday 6 January 2012 22:01

Cops in Arkansas are jerks, trust me!

weeman4189 0

Friday 6 January 2012 22:13

Hella gay

Sparks808 10

Friday 6 January 2012 22:16

Reminds me of something Super Troopers would do.....

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