Intimacy: Peaked

Peaked

By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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Newbie

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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irishfever 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:48

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:48

sounds like a compliment

Comments

stjeanie 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:57

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Atreyu_Love 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:57

Yeah I'm with #11, two years and absolutely nothing? FYL Indeed

cloudkittycat 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:57

I giggled the first time I saw a penis.

slipknot262318 0

Friday 14 May 2010 5:09

r u wearing a mask

akell3 12

Saturday 21 June 2014 0:25

lol

MandM44 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:58

wow...2 years and she'd never seen your penis? What the heck were you guys doing all that time?

ihateyourband28 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:58

Just take it slow, Studley... Regardless of how long you've been together for (Christ, you could only be 15 or something, which means it wouldn't be much of a suprise she hasn't seen anything beforehand!) she might need you to build it up slowly. You gotta remember girls don't have anything even remotely similar on their bodies to compare it with!!

jake040 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:00

fingers. hell toes of there flexible

jake040 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:03

fingers. hell toes of there flexible

irishfever 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:59

18- seriously? just because they haven't had sex yet or done anything sexualesque (haha)? some people actually want to wait or be really sure and people should respect that :/

unlucky91 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:59

well... she didn't laugh

StayGoldKim 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:00

She mustve been nervous as all hell . I hope I don't react like that when my "first" goes down . But damn years to finally do the deed ? It shows you respect her albeit anxiously I bet , either way you get cool points for that dude .