Peachy keen

By fuzzy - 23/09/2009 10:43 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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Nagamori 0

Not very well planned on your part - didn't you know that nearly always happens the first few times? Don't worry about it. Just give it some time to heal, try again when you don't have anything better to do. Make sure you use a good shaving gel or cream, and a sharp razor. Shaving one's nethers is such a hassle, I typically only do it three times a year. Frankly I am a bit offended by the suggestion in other comments that one should shave all the time. Being hairy is natural. **Go with what works for you.** My partner likes it when I'm shaved, but he has the decency to not even ask me to do so. It can be quite itchy when the stubble grows back out, and he knows that.

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lrb081 0

it's also best to shave with the direction of hair, not against it. and cheap ass razors are a no no.

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Nagamori 0

Not very well planned on your part - didn't you know that nearly always happens the first few times? Don't worry about it. Just give it some time to heal, try again when you don't have anything better to do. Make sure you use a good shaving gel or cream, and a sharp razor. Shaving one's nethers is such a hassle, I typically only do it three times a year. Frankly I am a bit offended by the suggestion in other comments that one should shave all the time. Being hairy is natural. **Go with what works for you.** My partner likes it when I'm shaved, but he has the decency to not even ask me to do so. It can be quite itchy when the stubble grows back out, and he knows that.

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diet_otaku 0

pubic hair is natural, sure, but so is armpit hair and leg hair, and a vast majority of women shave that without complaint. it's not really that OP *has* to shave, but if she (and her bf) like that look, she does need to do it regularly to avoid getting razorburn.

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lahp 0

u dont shave pubic hair u wax it off... shaving does this... basic kinky health 101 :P

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moonlit_manga 0

....well that's gotta hurt. but if you do it reguarly then it'll go away. it's a matter of preference.

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melkawa11 0

You should of just used a lawnmower and avoided the whole situation

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Jonathan33 0

do you know the muff man?

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cmac86 23

yeah please keep it shaved on a regular basis.

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RageWolf16 31

I'm going to tell you a secret. Nobody cares what you think. Women don't care when men think. The reason OP "should" shave regularly is to avoid hurting herself, not to please her boyfriend in bed. This may come as a shock, but not everything women do is for you.

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captainmaharet 1

Landing strips for the win!

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hank2222 0

If it was the first time in awhile... Which, obviously, it was... You should have done it just a little befor he got there.. but kudos for knowing what a man likes ;)

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

Aw you poor thing. Yeah you're really not supposed to shave down there.. The hair protects it from infections and stuff And keeps it warm during the winter :3

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