Weird, Cats, Mysterious and Miscellaneous: Paws for thought

Paws for thought

By James - 16/01/2012 04:17 - Australia

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

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By Catscratch - 01/09/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML

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Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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Pelreskovich 11

Monday 16 January 2012 8:46

Go find a cat and give them their damn cat back!

daisyismydog 3

Monday 16 January 2012 8:49

A simple knock on the door would suffice...

Comments

moji67 5

Monday 16 January 2012 9:14

I was the guy, give my cat back to me. Or I'll send u another note through all windows.

vintagemeow 6

Monday 16 January 2012 9:16

Oh they want it now.. Right meow.

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Monday 16 January 2012 9:29

Swing and a miss.

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 16 January 2012 11:05

I thought it was punny.

Christina_588 0

Monday 16 January 2012 9:18

That stinks

jerseyboy732 16

Monday 16 January 2012 9:21

Put a sign on your front law that says "free Chinese food"

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Monday 16 January 2012 9:23

Stop stealing ******* that belong to other people, OP.

pippa08 0

Monday 16 January 2012 9:38

guess they REALLY wanted thier cat back :s

soopafreak 11

Monday 16 January 2012 9:39

Insert obligatory joke featuring thinly veiled reference to female genitalia here

profoundkisses 18

Monday 16 January 2012 9:41

You stole their cat

LucieElizabeth 0

Monday 16 January 2012 10:23

Yikes.. Sorry, OP. Fyl.

perdix 29

Monday 16 January 2012 10:26

Have you started dating a new woman?

perdix 29

Monday 16 January 2012 14:40

Perhaps her previous "owner" wasn't ready for her to find a new home?

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