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    Pain like no one has ever seen before

    Anonymous - - United States

    Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

    Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
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    Fight! Fight!

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    Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
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    box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

    Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
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    Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

    Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
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    Pay attention

    stickyickystone - 21/07/2019 14:12

    Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
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    Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

    Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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    anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

    Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
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    Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

    Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
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    moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

    Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
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    Unexpected

    Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

    Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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    loller27 6
    Friday 24 February 2012 16:04

    thats what i call a nutcracker

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    Swiftly 0
    Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

    Oh my god, I felt that

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    dancinwookie 21
    Friday 24 February 2012 22:48

    Auto-erotic asphyxiation #you'redoingitwrong

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    HungryHipppo 0
    Friday 24 February 2012 23:04

    Why were they all the way up there?

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    luvyme64 8
    Saturday 25 February 2012 0:00

    How????

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    SoultheWolf 19
    Saturday 25 February 2012 0:07

    That really sucks.. but I still can't figure out HOW you did that.

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    KentuckyRebel92 8
    Saturday 25 February 2012 0:34

    I've had this happen..

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    Rainbowbright99 4
    Saturday 25 February 2012 0:44

    Pictures... Or it didn't happen. (cheeky grin)

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    Unlucky_Gun 0
    Saturday 25 February 2012 1:05

    Ouch!

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    leahmae88 7
    Saturday 25 February 2012 2:13

    Why were your pants sitting that low to begin with?

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    HendricksProdigy 0
    Saturday 25 February 2012 2:16

    No comment

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    power6053 4
    Saturday 25 February 2012 2:32

    OWWWWWW! I AM SO SORRY FOR YOU

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    Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
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    Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML
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    Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
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    Today, what should've been a five-minute job replacing a drain turned into a 2 hour ordeal just to remove the old one. The original part was put in incorrectly, so whoever did it used a full tube of silicone to make it watertight. FML
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    Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
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    Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
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