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Kaganate - 09/02/2010 00:32 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML

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Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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jami898 - 18/08/2015 04:30 - United States - Medford

Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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Anonymous - - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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Elaine?

Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:09

I hate it when that happens. What a pain in the ass.

akiranozaki 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:16

Chair. Learn to use one.

hpotterluvr 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:31

damn u must b fat

knarkle 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:50

who the **** plays halo 2 anymore, halo 3 is even old

tekinzdudez 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:01

woah halo 2, the newest thing!

SirRender 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:48

The Bright Side: Your sister's boyfriend got a killtacular :D.

psyco5000 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:24

who even plays halo 2 anymore?? what a loser

ecbfilms001 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:17

oh maybe you could use this awesome new thing called the "chair"

ZombieVixen 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:53

Wait, I'm pretty sure you were really doing the percalator on that glass table, bwahaha.

erikeet216 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 11:16

YDI for sitting on a table with a glass insert. idiot.

marquisallover 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:26

you deserve every bit of that shit that's what you get my dude taking the glass up the ass.....SPLINTERS

GeneralDisarray6 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:00

I would like to tap that large gash in your ass. Your a ****.

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