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By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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Not cool

By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 01:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I quit my job because I wasn't given the time or space to pump for my newborn child. I went back to work 4 weeks postpartum, and they suggested I pump in the bathroom, my car or the freezer. FML

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By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML

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By WorryNot - 29/12/2016 01:22 - United States - Prescott

Today, I accidentally left a small but very important piece of my breast pump at home. Only ten more hours until the end of my shift. FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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Come again?

By Alice - 22/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my manager came in and said, "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said, "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who'd left the room. FML

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RoqueSand 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:29

You should've knocked! ydi

the17doctor 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:21

i think 3 was making an erection joke not realising the op is female.

Comments

drmike_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:26

hahahaha that is hella funny and maybe gross or great :/

yougetmecloserto 0

Friday 10 July 2009 11:52

Awkward turtle returns

sliffer_09 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:18

lol even if oyu got fired you like just got virtual sex i think. -.-

AudreyKHepburn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:55

You totally didn't deserve that! WTF is she doing breast-feeing in her office anyways? There are bathrooms for that.

charmedpixie 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:24

#90 idiot the milk is to feed her child. how about i go make your food in the bathroom and tell me how you like that.

xbox_playa 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:58

#91 i dont think the baby would really ******* care if it got its milk out of a rhinos ass, as long as it gets fed

rakhil11 7

Wednesday 5 August 2009 4:26

that sucks so much 4 her......not that much of an fyl 4 u......

insomniac_855 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:40

stfu everyone her boss deserves it for not saying anything when she heard OP unlocking the door

Ranryu 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 13:59

Always knock first. YDI

alexxss_fml 10

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:49

why would she even be doing that at work?! it's called "home". it's ok OP she deserved it.

xNephilim 18

Thursday 9 December 2010 4:40

Yeah, because women can control their milkflow. Idiot.

daeemann 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:26

Ha ha. I just got reminded of "The Office." There's an episode where a woman is pumping her milk at the office and Steve Carrel is just staring at her w/ a big smile. Then there's another episode where Pam is pregnant and the fat guy keeps shouting like a crying baby, because he says that will cause the to-be mother to start lactating, and at that point she starts.