Of course not

Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho - 24/05/2015 15:56 - United Kingdom - Cheadle

Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
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nityasomaiya 46

I can't help but laugh at OP's username.

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CB_LAZ3 11

You'll get yours OP, don't worry about your doctor being a shitty person.

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sdroze1389 31

everyone thinks they're a comedian, even when it's inappropriate.

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saffy66 34

Maybe he has seen a whole series of people lately with signs of STDs and he noticed you didn't. It may not have been meant offensively. Don't take it to heart OP.

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CrazedSanity 17

Totally inappropriate. If at all possible, get a new doctor.

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katiebergen69 1

After seeing your username, I agree with the doctor.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Ouch, scathing...

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gintwinsmoore 20

Those damned doctors really do get their little puck shots in wherever possible don't they? Assholes.

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worldclassrager 39

Give it time...cross your fingers and lie if he asks again if you haven't had any action

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kissandcontrol01 20

OP, you could be "like everyone else" but they can never be you.

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