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By Sorry, guys - 13/11/2025 20:00

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Today, it’s officially been 37 days since my fiance has seen me naked and longer than that since he’s tried to give me an orgasm. I’ve lost track of how long it’s been. I don’t want to end up like the people on here talking about sexless marriages for years and decades before we’re even married. No offense. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 02:01

Spicy

Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our honeymoon. FML

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Don't you want me, baby?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 00:01

Spicy

Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML

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Promises, promises

By Anonymous - 16/08/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was feeling frisky so I promised my husband he’d get some at bedtime. He promised not to hold his breath. When I asked what he meant, he told me it’s been 83 days since our last shag, and in that time we almost had sex 16 times, only for me to change my mind, hence not holding his breath. FML

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By Sexless4Life - 05/08/2013 18:33 - United States - Cincinnati

Spicy

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

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Not interested

By Wrenda Witt - 15/06/2020 14:02

Spicy

Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML

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Kinda heartless, but OK

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 16:01

Spicy

Today, it’s been almost a month and a half of no intimacy between my boyfriend and me. To spice things up, I started going down on him. He burst out crying after a couple of minutes because he "misses his sister." The funeral was nearly 2 months ago already. FML

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Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

Spicy

Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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So frustratiiiiing

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

Spicy

Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

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Classico

By Anonymous - 28/08/2025 20:00 - France - Nogent-sur-Marne

Spicy

Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML

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thinman12345 16

Thursday 13 November 2025 22:37

Have you tried talking to him? Communication is key.

garamo 4

Saturday 15 November 2025 19:40

sex before marriage is a sin, god bless you fiance!

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thinman12345 16

Thursday 13 November 2025 22:37

Have you tried talking to him? Communication is key.

garamo 4

Saturday 15 November 2025 19:40

sex before marriage is a sin, god bless you fiance!

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