Noise annoys

Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
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purple_riot 0

What about when the hookers take a shit?

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heatherrrx 0

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

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subhuman1 0

1. Report your neighbour 2. Download Otep 3. Play the music really loud 4. Karma is a bitch

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fallout_new_vega 0

idk whts funnier th OP's fml or the comments

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pottie69 0

report him for soliciting a prostitute

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN!!! Dress like a hooker, have him take you home, and when you get there beat the shit out of him and say, "That's for being an ass!" Then move. THE END :)

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shaneman96 0

How do you know they're hookers? They can be very nice ladies.

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bvbarmysoldier 13

Im just going to put this out there but your upstairs neighbor sounds like house. and I think hearing him hooking up with hookers might be slightly worse

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