No smoke, no fire

justme - - France

Today, I was about to take a dump when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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saranottelling 7

I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

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g124124 0

hahahahaha that's ******* hillarious

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john_cena_fml 0

You deserve it for raising a kid stupid enough to put a wallet in a toaster.

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volcomst0ned 0

sucks to be you man!!!

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Iimanii09 0

lol wow this is priceless

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Jen_J_the_J 0

eh pretty sure #46 asked snickerdoodles how old she is cuz she smethin she said. like it was immature, not like "ooh ur hot, i wanna bang you" might just b me tho :/

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sh101 0

Sorry OP, thats sound like an all round crappy day

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boatkicker 4

#46, click on her profile. She's 16. also

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surferboy71010 0

hahahahahahahahaha that sucks

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underpaid011 0

that's what you get for being an idiot. ever hear of "keeping it on the down low"? as in tell people on REAL LIFE and not on facebook where your mom can find out?

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YeaFYL 0

I think you are in the wrong FML. just saying

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tom_a7x 0

yea I think you looking for the fml before this one

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