No kinkshaming, but come on…

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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mollie1 0

I wonder if there will always be a donut under the bed or if next time there will be a price of hairy steak, and maybe some of that delicious green, fluffy Mormon jello salad. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to go back and find out what else is on the menu!

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Eat the damn doughnut! :D

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thebigslim 13

The only donut that should be eaten in the room.... is yours. When in doubt, smear yourself with some glaze and sprinkles, I guarantee you he will eat that donut until there is a nice cream filling =P

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blondeatheartoh9 0

LMAO!!! I laughed so hard LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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ohFawkYou 0

"eat it, eat it" did you eat it ? LOL !! :D

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cmac86 23

ydi for thinking you found a catch in a jock. save yourself for marriage you dumb ****.

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jam_21 0

sorry, my comment got posted on the wrong FML. Was supposed to be on the one about the lotion/body wash.... weird!

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poeticpunk77 0

when did she say it was a jock? don't be an ass just because you're all high and mighty with your morals jerk

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inspireme48 0

either hes fat or ur nasty

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theshinepolice 0

"do nut" hahahah :]

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gothymama 0

Or he likes fat chicks and is trying to fatten her up.

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