Grandparents and Miscellaneous: Nice - FML

Nice

By sadgirl - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 4 440

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 574

You deserved it 4 791

By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 402

You deserved it 4 488

Faint praise

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 12:02 - Romania - Iasi

Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML

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You deserved it 102

Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 039

You deserved it 1 441

Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 712

You deserved it 202

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 105

You deserved it 7 813

By al0406 - 22/03/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 353

You deserved it 4 216

By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 023

You deserved it 3 696

By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 399

You deserved it 3 642

By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 501

You deserved it 5 007

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:56

And he's the senile, blind one.

Jaccob 5

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:57

Just reply: "Yup, I got my looks from you".

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Perfectg 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:35

That's just sad OP! But you have to know everyone is beautiful in their own way ;)

nemisis11 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 3:52

Maybe he was commenting on the quality of his grand children. "she's the ugly one, but still more beautiful than most." type of thing?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:01

Y'all are not from Lumberton, are you.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:07

Wow. What a dick. I hope you told your parents so they could put that asshole in his place.

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:14

Are you Khloe Kardashian?

M3DIC4T3 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 9:27

That's so wrong, it's right. o.o

jonha21 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:51

U.O.E.N.O

OverBlossomed 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:07

"Everyone's an asshole." - This message has been brought to you by various submissions to FMyLife

KawaiiCupcake 14

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:41

How does OP deserve this?

tay_liz7 5

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:47

Old people say the darnedest things. But just think, you'll out live him at least.:) and trust me, he won't look so great when he's covered in dirt either.;)

Mamaluigi619 4

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:51

theres an ugly one in youre house?

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