Nice way to put it

-_- - 18/02/2012 00:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
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onlychildFTW 33

He only explained your job in an "everyone will understand" way.

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BeccaHugs 17

This is why family reunions suck. It always ends up with someone drunk, someone fighting, someone crying etc... I'd rather stay home and read FMLs.

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hahaleym 0

That's like ******* bacon and horse meat

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teague95 16

54 is right, the joke is about using comas all the first dude did was capitalize uncle making both still the same sentence just with a capital Uncle.

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calilovesneb 12

This would be the part where I...crawled under a rock and died.

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fogrunner 13

Don't breed or buy while homeless die...

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20jetsgo 3

Your job sucks, why would you do that for a living?

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Incogneterpeter 1

Fyl but it is really funny if you think of a drunk saying it

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yeahreally 6

ahahaha oh wow. thats an intense way of saying breeding. lmfao

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