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eyegouger15 - 13/11/2015 16:32 - United States

Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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worldclassrager 39

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

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Exobadger 15

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Remember, OP. Half of you was swimming around in those very balls. Ha, ha, haaaa.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Looks as if OP lost their appetite for a morning serving of Kiwi fruit.

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914smv 18

omg disgusting! good luck forgetting that.

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hnick314 5

Don't sweat it; it's trivial. When you have to take care of him when he's elderly, you will experience a lot worse. Been there, done that, threw the t-shirt away.

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luk32 9

He probably wiped your shit covered ass when you were a toddler, so you can live with seeing his ball on accident from time to time. Be happy you don't need to wipe him.

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smokemonster666 2

I am so sick of all the cancer jokes. You wouldn't be joking about it if you had to go through that kind of hell. Why don't you try thinking about what you're going to say before you say it next time, you ungrateful ********.

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ny2uk2va 8

dont forget, that is where you started your life journey. Half of you came from there. It was sort of a homecoming.I

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oteran 6

OMG my stomach hurts so much from laughing so hard I feel like I've been infected with the jokers laughing gas thank you so much for sharing this i understand what your going through your not the first to experience this trauma

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