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madaskueuchiha - 08/08/2009 03:57 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

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Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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Breaking news

Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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Anonymous - 31/03/2013 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

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carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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For the kids

Anonymous - 14/03/2022 22:00

Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML

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RootyTootToot - 31/08/2018 22:00

Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML

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Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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HumansSuck 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:08

Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.

junjouromantica 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:04

That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.

aspsoccer94 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 8:18

that sux that u sound like yer mom

lizzabeth2010 0

Monday 27 December 2010 7:14

you're Justin beiber?

joker1911 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:09

sorry young sir. I know what that's like. my parents divorced when I was 9. tough break.

Monkeybutt1 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:55

Heyy i am 13 to and my parents just got a divorce.. It will all get better and about the voice thing it should change soon!!

Monkeybutt1 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:55

Heyy i am 13 to and my parents just got a divorce.. It will all get better and about the voice thing it should change soon!!

ermkrmr 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:18

aww that sucks. my parents are divorced. it ruined my life.

Kingmort35 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:18

Im 13 as well. And the only reason you sound like a woman is because your voice is deepening and you sound like an adult.

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Thursday 11 August 2011 5:52

Aww im sorry thats gotta suck. Two burns at once. :(

jdawg2010 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:25

Aww. Seriously, fyl. :(

EmyKaye 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:38

Dude that sucks!! And sorry about the divorce!! :/

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