Never enough

By crazycatlady - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
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thelinlinx3 10

Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P

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yodas0da 12

dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:

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crazytwinsmom 25

If you've dated a lot of guys, then you may need a kennel license for so many cats.

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loserman67 35

Congraulations! You've just had your epiphany and came to the realization that you like the "taco" more than the "sausage". You may now correct your dating habits and lead a full, enjoyable life.

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Enslaved 36

Me too! I own three cats. Nothing wrong with having a long term relationship once you find the "right person".(:

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crazytwinsmom 25

Or the right cat.

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loserman67 35

Oh come on Noor. A beautiful girl like you? I think the guys are lined up and you're just being too choosy

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eablue_fml 6

thats not a bad thing... you dont want to be slutty like the rest do you...

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charvisioku 22

Whether other people are 'slutty' or not is none of your business. As long as nobody is getting cheated on or led by the nose, people can sleep with/date as many people as they want. It doesn't affect you and it's not your problem. Same goes for people who don't date much. Each to their own.

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ben827 10

Zero? Sorry, couldn't resist. Kinda implies a crazy cat lady, but I don't judge.

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writergirl23 19

Well same goes for me but that is because I married the first man I dated.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I have more cats than the number of long-term relationships I've been in. No biggie.

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