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cjy152 - - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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rarememory 7

Maybe she'll stop stalking now that she's carrying your screaming pooping peeing bundle of joy mini you around

How do you know she named them after you? What if they just like your name?

Today, my dog ate my bird. Then my dog died from choking on it. I am now living alone. FML.

Geez, we all have fmls that don't end up posted. Why bother putting it in the comments? I feel bad for you, though

woodrow68oo 2

This reminds me of a scene from men in tights...

yadisingh 5

Probably would have said 'ours' if the baby was his. So, I'm pretty sure the baby's not his son.

Damn that's screwed up! I hope you don't have an embarrassing name!! :D

I'm thinking OP has an amish name like jeremiah or solomon