My precious baby

Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
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hghrider123456 9

So you get beat into submission by a pussy, I see nothing out of the ordinary here

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DocBastard 38

ALL cats think like this. The difference between most cats and yours is that yours actually has the guts to go through with it.

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ibanghellokitty 8

Try Kijiji people will buy animals there like crazy

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Likian5 26

I love the clever wording of these FML's

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hellphone_fml 37

spray it with water because most cats do not like water and it is a great way to train them also make sure you have a decent amount of toys and a scratching post

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yorkie0333 13

Haha love dat cat!

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little_one1 14

Now is the time to train your cat to do that to OTHER people. Hopefully just people you don't like.

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sassypants93 17

I don't understand how any post that has anything to do with dogs being better got tons of thumbs downs. Aren't we allowed opinions. It doesn't make people heartless to dislike things that are this vicious.

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wholock 12

90% of pets at shelters never leave the shelter. You think that's the best thing to do?

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