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lonelyengineer - 19/12/2010 10:28 - Germany

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

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Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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bex - - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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Nice try

bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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Pleased to meet you

footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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youfailed18 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:18

Hahaha good luck with that relationship.

DncrHap 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:38

so... did you say hi? sure he's a fifty-year-old man, but, honestly, who has sex face-to-face anymore?

scorpio_1293 0

Monday 20 December 2010 4:37

There's no way in hell you could get a girl's and a 50 year old man's body confused. I say get your eyes checked or re evaluate your sexuality...

Arschloch04 0

Monday 20 December 2010 17:27

I've seen guy dudes, chick guys, guy ladies, lady dudes, dude chicks, and chick ladies. It's easy to confuse someone from the back.

fricknugget 3

Monday 20 December 2010 5:26

omg

KrisLorraine 0

Monday 20 December 2010 5:39

How in the absolute HELL would you confuse a man for a girl? Us girls have a much smaller body frame than some man! You need to stop drinking.. or your such a complete ugly bastard that has never seen a woman his entire life... I'm just sayin'

Arschloch04 0

Monday 20 December 2010 17:12

Go to a shopping center around midnight. You see some surprising things. :| I usually go around that time to play a game with my friends I call 'Chick or Dude'.

weirdguy0509 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:17

so you worked up the courage to talk to someone based on an hour you spent staring at them without ever seeing their face...? that's extremely desperate.