Let me Slytherin

Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

MarioandSonic 8
Allu_fml 0

That is so awesome! I think I know what I would do in that situation... ;)

wow, first time i've heard a girl complain about being eatin =P

chellabella856 0

Oh my god, I totally just fell in love with that guy

haha! I love Harry potter pick up lines like "can I put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets? pretty funny bf u got