Kids talk

SerenityJ - 27/09/2013 20:00 - United States - Mountain View

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
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darth1 18

Wow, that's awful and hilarious.

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hazardmuffin 21

Oh children. Gotta love 'em.

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MidnaLink 33

I can only wonder where he learned that from. But still hilarious none the less.

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mFUNdo21 17

dammit! post before mine got removed. this would make much more sense if it hadn't go ahead, thumb me down

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spikekutter 9

now explain to her whats the difference between fingering and sex..

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ksks1234 33

That is beyond a disgusting statement. The child is five, creep.

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narkill 13

Well, it's true, can you blame him?

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ifavela89 13

oh motherhood its full of moments like this

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perdix 29

I'll bet everyone there would have chipped in to get your tubes tied on that visit.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

I probably would have laughed to near tears had I heard that. You can always blame parents. But kids socialize in first grade, they watch, listen, observe and follow. Don't be so quick to judge. It's unhealthy.

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judemadebad 6

Ahh....isn't in convenient when kids wait to say the embarrassing things until you're actually out in public?

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dancer4life143 13

If it makes you feel any better, my 11 year old cousin asked his mom what an ****** was the last time he was at the doctor haha kids say the funniest things

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