It's just another day wilmerjean - - United States Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML 24 822 3 229
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML 29 528 3 741
Today, I have to use the same techniques to trick my 24-year-old husband into brushing his teeth, as I do my 2-year-old. FML 4 960 729
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML 34 616 5 622
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML 958 96
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML 1 010 479
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML 1 446 198
more like f his life for having an inconsiderate nephew/niece..
it couldve been worse. I bet he wasn't thrilled either