It's a sign!

By unknown951 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12

it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.

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FmyLinNY 0

Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

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ninidunut 0

hey, why is this a fml, it's free milk;).. JOOKES

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deviable 9

So? Sometimes you lactate, it's a normal thing. Even guys lactate sometimes.

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mks100 0

This is possible because she couldve had a hysterical pregnancy or somethin where ur body takes on the processes of being pregnant, but ur not.

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nstar22 0

At least u don't have to share your free milk in the morning,

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youngsofly 13

That can happen if you are going through puberty, even if you are a male, nothing to worry about(i assume you are going through puberty)

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Sh1btastic 4

i was about to have a crack at you but im not a complete ass hole so i checked it out and your correct! that is the strangest thing ive heard for a while! teenage boys lactating! **** that

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