It can't wait

By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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Star18lk 0

What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!

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xundria 5

Hmm... yeah, leave him.

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quasispecies 0

tell him 3 weeks at least, sweetie. you wouldn't be able to open your mouth very wide after extraction. especially if the dentist put too much pressure on the (lower) jaw. ice

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littlebluewoman 0

you can do better then him!! His an a$$hole!!

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cheyenneeeeeee 0

that's a guy for you. every guy is thinking about sex. just depends on if they tell you or not.

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boopityboppity 11

Oh, clearly. Pray tell, how did you manage to read the mind and desires of every single guy in the world?

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Fedor_is_KING 0

That's not *SEX* true #61! We think *SEX* about *SEX* a lot of other *SEX* things.

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ochowiki 0

#61 Way to magically read my mind. All I have thought about since high school is sex and ********. I thought I was really tricking everyone.

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DRAVEN360 0

He has to get them while he can cause once you marry it is over with the Head!!!

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daisy1vargas 0

haha that's funny but very wrong. On the bright side u must do an awesome job for that to be his biggest concern. For ur benefit u should leave him with blue balls once u feel better, that will make u feel better lmao :) k well hope u feel better soon an GOOD LUcK!

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quasispecies 0

I don't know why my comment got deleted. It took 3 weeks for my jaw to be normal and I was able to have cockmeat sannich. toughest 3 weeks of my life. worse than the pain from extraction.

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lallic 0

haha sounds like something my boyfriend would say.

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pinkmd 0

I feel like he was probably joking.

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f_your_life_09 0

that's the exact same thing my boyfriend said to me lol he was like u look cute with chubby cheeks can u give me a ******** haha boys!!! sometimes they r so selfish. nevermind u just got all 4 of ur teeth ripped out of ur gums. they just want head and that's all they can think about haha

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