Money and Work: Infuriating

Infuriating

By Lauren - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 126

You deserved it 8 838

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I agree, your life sucks 112

You deserved it 818

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I agree, your life sucks 1 079

You deserved it 138

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I agree, your life sucks 1 400

You deserved it 153

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I agree, your life sucks 981

You deserved it 192

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I agree, your life sucks 1 119

You deserved it 243

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I agree, your life sucks 542

You deserved it 136

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Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 376

You deserved it 476

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2019 20:30

Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 168

You deserved it 204

A bit of a Karen

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Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 213

Thanks, Keir

By Anonymous - 03/07/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a letter informing me that my husband is considered fit to work and will be receiving reduced benefits. He was rushed to hospital yesterday and has a tube in his throat temporarily breathing for him. I’m sure a nice desk job will suit him just fine then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 571

You deserved it 97

almedalove 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

Divorce

MCVelvet1497 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:58

And you married him because ...

Comments

ashtree 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:02

This is worse then that time when I was Kevin Federline's magic mirror.

ashtree 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:04

# 20, I can't read that without singing it in my head. :D

jaff23 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:04

Kick his ass

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:08

I've quit a $100k job because it sucked. I'm now in another $100k job that rocks. It's not the money that matters, it's how you want to spend your time. You can always make more money. You can't make more time.

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:22

Hey cool I know a calyx, never met anyone else with that name though

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:11

What a freaking moron! Who the hell turns down a $100,000/yr job? That was the worst decision he made there. He's such an asswipe. I hope you left his ass, OP. :P FYL. P.S. I wish DocBastard would comment on this FML. :(

trumancassady 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:11

Yea you tell it gurl

Pazu_fml 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:16

I wouldn't say it punishes the wife/girlfriend that much. Irresponsibility can be a pretty big turnoff to begin with.

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:21

YDI for not doing better career research and going to school for a job you obviously hate. You can't blame your husband for not making the same mistake.