I'm right here

By Anonymous - 04/05/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, I realized that I could strip down butt naked, slather myself in honey, and roll around in $100 bills, and still wouldn’t be able to get my husband’s attention. FML
I agree, your life sucks 105
You deserved it 17

Same thing different taste

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You've got my attention. Bring extra money.

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You've got my attention. Bring extra money.