Dentist Health How very dare you? - FML

How very dare you?

Anonymous - 18/04/2015 16:45 - United States - Oakland

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

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Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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My mouth tastes like blood - 14/12/2025 22:00

Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML

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Yellow - 09/10/2023 17:30

Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML

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Drill baby drill

anon - 09/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my dentist told me I have 8 cavities. I'd jokingly bragged about never having a single cavity for 25 years right before he started checking. He laughed and said, "Well, that lucky streak is over!" then went on to drill the shit out of my teeth. I still can't feel the left side of my face. FML

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Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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bdogge99 - - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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Novocain - 20/04/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:48

Brush and floss twice a day...

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Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

Quite a charmer your dentist is

Chicagoillinois 18

Sunday 19 April 2015 20:52

Mind me asking if he's correct?

JpTheGreat23 19

Sunday 19 April 2015 21:27

YDI because either you kept your teeth extremely horrible. Or you do meth too much.

flexseal 14

Sunday 19 April 2015 21:29

good hygiene is important. HYGIENE IN GENERAL IS IMPORTANT

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:25

Damn...your teeth looks like you've been using meth???? ydi for not practicing proper oral hygiene, OP!!! Did you know that you could get heart disease from not practicing proper oral hygiene???

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Monday 20 April 2015 3:07

This dentist is either a dick or a really funny guy

TunechiKing 7

Monday 20 April 2015 6:15

God forbid your dentist makes a joke. Oh how your life must suck.

shemademedoit 20

Monday 20 April 2015 6:37

don't do it!

Desi_D123 27

Tuesday 21 April 2015 6:35

Really wish OP would post a follow up...

erriiinn 9

Tuesday 21 April 2015 7:58

Maybe you should take care of your teeth at home

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Thursday 23 April 2015 6:52

YDI for not taking care of your teeth. Disgusting, op.

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Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML

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Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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