How I feel at the kid's table By Lewis - 19/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris But mooooom! I'm a grown man! I agree, your life sucks 276 You deserved it 59 Share Tweet Share
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 005 You deserved it 21 832
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML I agree, your life sucks 44 451 You deserved it 3 567
Today, I'm not going to our family Christmas party due to events last year that caused me to cut off contact with one of my sisters. My entire family is now making me out to be the villain to my 8 year-old, and trying to manipulate my decision with guilt trips. They have reduced me to tears 12 days in a row. FML I agree, your life sucks 899 You deserved it 139
Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 319 You deserved it 2 563
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 737 You deserved it 3 993
Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 169 You deserved it 8 476
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 478 You deserved it 675
Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 047 You deserved it 166
Are his/her legs crossed?