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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

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Dewayn3 0

Monday 14 March 2011 23:10

boyfriend ftw

lovemelovemejb 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:04

actually he used my credit card to pay for it.

cwl727 32

Saturday 19 April 2014 19:14

Well that is a unique way to break up with someone

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Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12-page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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