Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

By forever alone - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
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TCRII 29

Look for MeetUp.com groups or similar websites in your area. Plenty of activities with like minded people. Good luck.

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Sonotsuave 35

I’m sorry and I hope you can get more social interaction; maybe join some community clubs or volunteering? Getting a counselor may help as well?

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RichardPencil 30

And no one seems to be in a hurry to comment on your story —- yikes! Our special tonight is lamb chops in a mango-chutney salsa. Will that be take-out or dine in?

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Sonotsuave 35

I’m sorry and I hope you can get more social interaction; maybe join some community clubs or volunteering? Getting a counselor may help as well?

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TCRII 29

Look for MeetUp.com groups or similar websites in your area. Plenty of activities with like minded people. Good luck.

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Teri Green 9

I totally get that. if you're ever looking for an online penpal I'm down I ain't got shit going on in my life 5 days a week

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StagGT 13

Have you heard of chat roulette?

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bloopaloop 27

If you order food from all of those places and eat it, you’ll feel better. It’s called “eating your feelings away”

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friendly_pixeh 7

And your best idea was to waste the time of eleven people doing their jobs.

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