Heavy load

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 332
You deserved it 58 307

Same thing different taste

Top comments

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the **** do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

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hypergeezer 0

To all you saying "YDI fatty", shut the **** up and learn some respect. We're all human, so what if he's fat? I'm not fat myself but at least have the manners to not insult people for being different. It's just like racism, you're not cool for taking the piss out of this guy so just give it a rest and do something constructive...

That's right! U tell them! No one knows what the situation is like for this person. Many people need to realize that whether your fat or thin---- respecting each other is what matters.

kitties_fml 12

it's not being "different." it's being gluttonous and lazy and shows a lack of self-control (perhaps there are genetic/medication factors, but if you make the effort you can be healthy no matter what). obviously this is not a guy who is simply larger and healthy, but is obese and thereby extremely unhealthy. it's possible to be healthy in a range of sizes, but that's obviously not the case here. there's no real excuse for being so fat and whining about it instead of exercising your willpower and losing weight, and it's no wonder he doesn't get much sympathy from people. that's just what i think...

I agree with kitties. Think about it: obesity is the second largest preventable cause of health complications and death next to smoking. If people stopped treating obesity as something that deserves respect, then perhaps there would be more pressure on people to not gain that unhealthy, unsightly weight in the first place.

THANK YOU #50! Being fat is NOT 'being different.' How can you equate weight to race? Last I checked, anyone can lose weight, but your race is here to stay! There's a HUUGE difference between disliking someone for something they cannot change, and disliking them for something they COULD change if they just got off their fat lazy ass. Fat people do not have ANY excuse! (Except for the very very rare, medical cases. These are RARE though. Most fat people are just lazy/gluttonous). I hate what's been happening to our country! The fatties are taking over and trying to convince people that it's okay to be unhealthy, because they're just 'different.' Stop whining and get on the treadmill, damnit!

how the **** do you know they're that obese ? what the shit

y cant they? if you eat less than your body uses up you lose weight

#65 I agree with you in saying that weight is completely different to race and that it has gotten out of control, but #31 has a point. We are all human and we deserve to be treated like one, no matter what we look like. And also, if you are not directly affected by someone else being fat, or if it isn't put out into a public forum to discuss, then it isn't really any of your business to talk/rip on them for that reason. And the toilet seat could have easily broken due to other factors than "being fat"

Ur fugly and I hope u die a virgin u damn king kong bitch hahahaha

xnachox 6

i think you just described yourself

tab_ga1990 0

So just becuase they have weight on them they should die a virgin? Your going to die a virgin for being such an asshole. Who would want to screw you for how rude you are?

How long have you been as stupid as you are?

katekappy 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry but thats kinda funny

live_4_life 0

Good god people are so rude! Sorry OP, better luck next time!

mishmosh 0

To #31 don't get so defensive. Whoever would post something like this, cmon, they should obviously expect criticism and fat jokes. Most guys don't really care if they are fat, they would say it flat out just like he did. I don't think you have to be fat to break a toilet seat but the situation is pretty comical. #12 lmao you failed horribly by like 25 mins. And #32, lol so random

we had a wooden toilet seat that was fitted together in pieces. it was really old. i cracked it in half and i weigh a hundred pounds. circumstances make all the difference.

deathbunny256 0

Hey be careful what you call him. he might eat you. FE FI FO FUM.