Heavy load

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the **** do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

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medfly 2

maybe it wasn't very strong to begin with? I've broken a chair by sitting on it before, and I weigh an impressive 50kg...

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monkeykiller77 0

Are u in japan because even Andre The Giant didnt crack an american toilet

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The_yellow_dart 0

Dont feel too bad. That happened to me not long ago and i weigh 170. My parents thought it was hilarious

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dontknowspanish 0

That happened to me once. It was ridiculously embarrassing. Worse, it was the bathroom at home and we couldn't remove the broken seat.

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terriibabiiix23 0

haha, this is soooooooooo ******* funny ♥

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HahAboy95 0

this isn't a FML it's a FMA (f*** my a$$)

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ScreamoDood93 0

fyl, you were too fat to feel it xD

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