Meh, happened at few times where I worked, someone hit me in the back of the head with a ******* Fennel Bulb, so I returned it to them with my hunting knife (carry it everywhere but school), sticking out of it. Stuck it straight into their cutting board. They got the message. There's still some hazing and ******* around and shit, gay chicken, all sorts of shit. But aslong as its mutual, thats the best kind of working environment really, because it's more friendly in the long run. Just make sure they realize that you're not gonna just TAKE shit, dish it out too.

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I got enough of having people hit me when I was a kid. Were I working there, the people punching me would be met with overwhelming violence - *not* just a punch in the arm, but put in the hospital. ****. THAT. SHIT.

Your boss threw Ketchup at you? And you're complaining? Finally a U.S. workplace that's not full of PC *******. Awesome.

You said that the hazing "finally" began, leading me to believe that you were expecting it. Grow up and have fun.

if they were being serious i would punch them in the fukkin face and throw shit at the manager too..... or you could just joke round with everyone and they'll accept you and wont give you shit.

don't think of it as an FML...plot your revenge. they threw ketchup, you throw fries. keep throwing the opposite of what they throw at you/ whatever they do. you could turn this into a MLIA story by saying "it's on" or something cheerful. at least that's what I would do.

why didnt you fight back?!?

is Michael Scott your boss?

quit and report them. hazing is illegal.