Work: Handy

Handy

By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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ant1078 7

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:33

Not gonna lie...I would stare 0.0

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:34

A likely excuse! I bet you were actually involved in some hanky panky with a coworker in the bathroom and came up with this elaborate cover story. You are so busted.

Comments

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:13

Wet T-shirt contest at work? You're sure to win!

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:38

Report yourself to HR for sexual misconduct.

shireman97 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:40

At least you washed your hands before returning to work

alex0213 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 2:23

I'm sure before u noticed , u were wondering y everyone was staring!

Warden1986 16

Wednesday 8 August 2012 2:44

Excuse me, I believe you need to read the commenting policy, to where it says (no text language.)

mpalmiter4717 8

Wednesday 8 August 2012 3:04

YDI Op. Every woman knows to wipe their hands on their pants or skirt before going in for a boob adjustment.

secret_ninja_gal 12

Wednesday 8 August 2012 4:36

the thing is... when you fix your bra... you don't put your hands directly on your boobs....

momogal 22

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:12

If you are adjusting the underwire, you might. Especially if you are large breasted.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 8 August 2012 6:13

its water it dries quick...also readjusting your bra might be a better idea with your hands dry I would think to do that while still in the stall...and also out of paper towels I have never know anyone trying to use "wind" to dry their hands...