Dogs, Poopoo peepee Animals Golden slumbers

Well I certainly hope you let him finish. It would have been rude to interrupt. I bet you wouldn't like it if he interrupted you. Golden rule, OP...golden rule.

scottiealan 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 2:19

I hope he p**** in ur mouth lol but really take a dog out an this won't happen YDI

XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 2:26

someone needs to pee

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 2:34

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