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Go home dad, you're drunk

DogDoingScience - - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:55

Yeah, it's funny because he was actually having more fun than you were.

QuarterOPie 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:55

Least he wasnt naked

Cmcnab1997 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:33

It's happy hour... Somewhere.

cartedor 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:58

Did you do what every normal person do, keep walking and pretend you didn't see random drunken fool?

dorworters 9

Monday 11 March 2013 4:45

awk

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:16

I think he might need some help

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Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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