GHOSTS!

fml_anon - - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to spend a depressingly long time convincing my 29-year-old husband that our house isn't haunted and that the door slammed shut because it was windy outside. I repeat, "29-year-old husband" and "haunted". It's like I'm married to a child. FML
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You could have just gone along with it and made him even more scared

To be fair, that's also what they blame it on in scary movies.

"If I'm a child, then that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and be lectured by a pervert!"

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In all fairness a lot of wives say they are married to children. Give your man a break. Not an FML. Its just kind of funny. Laugh at him and enjoy your time together. You never know when it will be taken away from you.