Getting Out of Bed - FML

Getting Out of Bed

By FML Videos - 22/10/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

If you're not a morning person, you know how it is.

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Phillycheeze 20

Monday 22 October 2018 20:20

I like cats. I just can't finish a whole one by myself.

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David Perlheden 7

Monday 22 October 2018 19:20

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Phillycheeze 20

Monday 22 October 2018 20:20

I like cats. I just can't finish a whole one by myself.

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Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Today, I got a warning at work for wearing my ear studs. Not only have I worn them the whole time for the last year I was here, I was unaware of this “rule.” I also was just told that the female employees are allowed to wear them, but men are not. “It looks unprofessional.” FML

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Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML

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Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML

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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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