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Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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No one is safe

chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Katrin - 30/10/2011 19:13 - Norway

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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SheaLili - 07/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:54

Do you work in a bank ? ^^

riotshields 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:24

YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.

notanotherteen 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:57

... Do you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns? o.O

shandloser 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:07

what the hell?

TheBigSneeze 22

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:31

Oh I think that song the fad from Chevelle is coming true Are you an asshole cause if you are, the song is coming to life?

bluesfan74 2

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:25

how did this make it into fml?

Taz_the_Spaz 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:42

Anyone else reminded of Dark Knight?

RPattzs_gurl 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 4:48

IT that's all I'm gonna say...

krez 20

Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:06

Maybe they mistook you for a mime?

Moonbeam14 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:43

Omg I would start ******* crying! I HATE clowns!

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 9 February 2011 6:11

not clowns juggalos

WickedClownMCL 1

Monday 20 February 2012 2:17

Haha I got tge wrong guy my bad

lovepinkandzombi 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 6:14

I love that episode! and I agree I do believe it makes a difference

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Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

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Today, I was taking notes during a meeting, and politely asked the speaker to repeat a statement. She snapped, "My time has value. I do not repeat. If you don't respect me enough to pay attention, it's your problem." Everyone just stared at me. FML

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Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

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Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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