Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Get it on

Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By Rachey - 10/09/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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rukusrazor 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:10

Now you aren't the only one with backed-up pipes.

hahaha6 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:04

what an awful way to be cockblocked. but then again, you were in a bathroom.....

Comments

Lauriebug 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:26

I read a book once where all these people were hooking up at a party but then the house caught on fire and they all had to evacuate. but then they just basically had an orgy on the lawn while the house burned down, all in the bushes or under tables even when people are still trying to get out of the house. you shoulda done that

Jimboom 11

Friday 17 April 2009 16:28

Lol! Take it as a sign that God hates you and doesn't ever want you to reproduce.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:29

#1...(lol) metaphor for something?

bella_brasil 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:46

Lmfao 12

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 17 April 2009 16:48

You know, Joe isn't even an actual plumber. And McCain said we were all Joe the Plumber. Guess he was right.

Khiruki 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:51

Bathroom sex? O mai.

Loe_307 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:52

Damn!! Haha, sorry to hear that.

funplex 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:52

Bahahahahahahahaha.

lxlferlifelxl 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:54

Probablly for the best. Consider the pipes saving your balls.. lol

exthalion 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:59

So pipe burst, literally, as opposed to you being metaphorically cockblocked by a metaphoric pipe? cause "a pipe bursting" is no known metaphor for premature. Literally.