Gassy in 4/4

nomwar - 17/06/2013 13:55 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML
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applebramble 22

Why didn't you just go to the restroom and let it out ? Stupid...

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rhysfucker 24

I don't think that's what Tupac had in mind..."All eyes on me..."

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JessicaZado 11

You could have tried covering up many other ways. Blame it on someone by you or just laugh about it. After all, everyone does it

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Natsphotos1 9

Hah well all I can say is don't play it the dangerous way

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olpally 32

Lol, that's hysterical!! Hopefully you got drunk and forgot about it later.

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DirkNJ 2

So much for the smooth release ! You must have nuked that one if all eyes were on you.

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Andicc 19

You should have excused yourself to the bathroom!!!

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MayMars 4

Haven't you read enough FMLs failing every single time trying to do that. Better go to the bathroom than taking the risk.

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