FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 418 You deserved it 165 Share Tweet Share
Today, I found out that just because your shift ends at 6 p.m. doesn’t mean you can leave at 6 p.m. on the dot. You might get written up by your boss when he wants to discuss some projects and needs 5 minutes of your time, and you decline. Apparently, having boundaries is classed as “insubordination.” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 140 You deserved it 323
Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 889 You deserved it 3 140
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 516 You deserved it 37 130
Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 088 You deserved it 920
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 012 You deserved it 2 795
Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 881 You deserved it 5 566
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!