Love: Fishing

Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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You deserved it 8 443

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Same thing different taste

By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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You deserved it 4 161

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 021

By kfenton - 29/09/2012 11:16 - United States

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

Hey good lookin'

By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 4 194

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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You deserved it 4 304

Awww, my feefees

By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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You deserved it 292

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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You deserved it 3 867

Social pariah

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 12:00

Today, I was out with friends, A girl approached me out of nowhere and gave me a peck on the cheek, then yelled to my friend, "I kissed him, where's that drink you promised?" only for him to equally loudly reply, "I said I'd buy you a drink to TALK to him." Apparently, even bribery isn't enough for a woman to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 112

By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 7 914

By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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You deserved it 42 550

billiejoeinabox 7

Monday 28 July 2014 9:16

I guess you could say the thirst was real.

Flowtastic 16

Monday 28 July 2014 9:21

And what do we call women who think they can sponge off of men who have no interest in them what so ever? Pigs would be if they expected to have sex because they bought a drink. Men who have preferences and standards are far from pigs.

Comments

palosqueak 19

Monday 28 July 2014 12:39

Wow rude

Xsolarise 1

Monday 28 July 2014 13:08

That was hard to read.

jeepchick16 3

Monday 28 July 2014 13:34

next time a guy says something like that kick em in the balls

draikon 4

Wednesday 21 November 2018 14:01

So next time a girl says something mean to me, i can go ahead and punch her in the face and knock her out right?

vikky538 28

Monday 28 July 2014 13:50

sorry OP... he doesnt need to be rude...

Anony2014 10

Monday 28 July 2014 15:22

This needs a follow-up from OP. I want to know how her "friend" reacted...

ReggieReefer 12

Monday 28 July 2014 16:14

I find it rather disturbing that after reading thru several comments not one person mentioned the fact that if her friend was a real friend to begin with she would have stood up and said take a home to those douch bags. Sounds like you need a new bestie.

Setareh23 34

Monday 28 July 2014 19:30

Maybe she did say something but there was no room to write it in the FML? Or maybe OP does need a new friend. Who knows...

russfml 31

Monday 28 July 2014 16:25

He might of thought you were trying to get free drinks out of him, there are girls that do that. He still could of declined in a more gentleman sort of way FYL

AnyaS 19

Tuesday 29 July 2014 7:58

might have* could have* What you wrote is nonsensical.

Omniprism 14

Monday 28 July 2014 16:50

What dicks and dumbasses. If someone said that to a friend of mine I'd send them on their way. Find better quality guys.

stargirl_95 24

Monday 28 July 2014 17:06

Sorry OP but this is both an FYL and a YDI from me. FYL because that guy was unnecessarily rude but YDI for trying to mooch drinks off guys who aren't interested in you.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Monday 28 July 2014 17:10

I hope you hit him

Taskmaster_fml 13

Saturday 6 September 2014 20:23

draikon 4

Wednesday 21 November 2018 14:05

So if a guy makes a rude (in my opinion well deserved) comment, that gives you the right to punch them? I really hope you try that one day and the person hits you back. It is insane how often you see people on this website condoning violence towards men. If you actually think it would be ok for her to hit him, then i assume you would also be ok with something punching you if they feel like you offended them?